Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P popped across the border into Sheldon at the weekend....never again.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher is from the good ol' US-of-A.

Specialized is the sspelling of the brand of bicycle.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Speicher was once a contestant on Mastermind.
Her chosen subject was stating the bleeding obvious.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy Mr Phoebus wants Sarah Brightman to tell him on a Sunday.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher was once a contestant on Mastermind.
Her chosen subject was stating the bleeding obvious.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Speicher runs an owl sanctuary. She's always asking men who are passing by if they'd like to see her hooters?

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr P stands for hours by the crossroads but he's never seen a puffin crossing.

 

[Speicher]

Archie crossed the road on a zebra.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Speicher always says hello to the local lollipop man, hoping that one day he'll offer her one.

 

[colly]

Mr P is desperate to get on the shortlist to be a lollipop man. He has already got his own mac.

 

[accountantpete]

colly stands near the flashing signs.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's always wanted to be a dinner lady.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh always wanted a dinner lady.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's a whizz with a ladle.

 

[TVC]

When Tosh serves Eton Mess he is always willing to give extra portions, he's well known for his sloppy seconds.