Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

TVC is not to be trifled with...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's fallen off the wagon...onto the gravy train.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy likes his egg custard tart. He puts less sugar in than the recipe says.

 

[colly]

Speicher's currant ambition is to be a sultana. She's is constantly rasin her game in the hope she will be picked.
It's a plum job and the date has been set, maybe her hop es need some prune ing.

 

[Speicher]

Colly should be grapeful that I know he is not telling lies.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher is a gorgeous tart















maker. Her lemon curd tarts are to die for.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Putting things into perspective, UM has reached the vanishing point.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy knows what Mrs Toshiba has got Her eyes on.

 

[accountantpete]

It's the bedside table.

 

[colly]

ACP lays back and thinks of England.




Should that be ''lies back''? I never know.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly never has time to think, it's all over too quickly.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh remembers the Brut advert from the 70's.

 

[Cheddar George]

Uncle Mort .................... spreading rumours again.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

If you want a shell suit, c1990, UM's your man, he's got a whole warehouse full of 'em. He's made a business decision that everything comes back into fashion at some point....he's still waiting.

 

[Speicher]

In the Menswear department Tosh asked for a kipper tie. The salesman replied that the restaurant was on the third floor.