Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

In the Menswear department Tosh asked for a kipper tie. The salesman replied that the restaurant was on the third floor.

I have heard Tosh ask for a kipper tie in real life ....... he still has the accent to make it work

Speicher ...... doing her bit for the environment by recycling old jokes.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher asked for a packet of her favourite soup mix

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher was a close friend of Duggie Brown.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie and CG have vowed never to go round to Speicher's for dinner again.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Our Pete, king of the old cock and bull stories.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pearly King Tosh and his Pearly Queen Isabella.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie, a right old queen.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh does a strippergram service under the working name Ted The Shred.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM runs a lay-by breakfast trailer specialising in full English brekkies, with a sideline in an all male working men's strip show.

It's called........







Uncle Mort's

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is an expert in the big build up and slightly underwhelming finish.

 

[Cubist]

ACP is the voice of the balls.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cubist, bitten several times, but still not shy.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cubist Rockymountain is a 10th dan in damp squibs.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rockymountain was made out of a molehill.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikes wears moleskin bill grundies