Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Rocky climbs high mountains for a living... not so good at fording deep rivers.
He is Tina Turner..

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort uses Lynx on his lettuces.

 

[Ludwig]

Archi-tect went to the job centre and said he wanted to go along way in a high flying career so they recommended work as a human canonball

 

[Cubist]

Ludwig knows some great jokes.

 

[accountantpete]

Cubist literally pi**es himself when telling his own jokes.

 

[colly]

Whereas it's everyone else who pities ACP when he's telling jokes.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Colly was funny once. 12th October 1953.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky avoids any encounter with a mountain loin.

 

[accountantpete]

According to Speicher's brummie accent, she has a loin every Sunday morning.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rockymountain, never missed a single episode of Blue Peter.

 

[Cubist]

Rockymountain wanted to be named after two chocolate biscuits, but had to settle for one and a big hill sort of thing.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cubist, a well rounded chap.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy's posts have a second class stamp and poor quality gum on the envelope air to them.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP, known locally as the "Farting Philatelist"

 

[accountantpete]

As an actor Mort refined the Silent But Deadly persona.