Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Tosh cycles 30 miles to hang around near Rocky's garden.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort still has scars from ripping off the stars from his funky little boat race.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort has different coloured eyes - green on the left and blue on the right.

 

[Cheddar George]

accountantpete always books into a hotel as the "thin white duke".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whenever asked why he's not doing something, UM always replies in an exagerrated whisper that he's got trouble down below.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM often walks the Director General.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Morty has built his own Sarcophogus. Tut!

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh lives with his mummy.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM has never got the point of the Pyramids.

 

[Francesca]

Speicher cant spell.

 

[Cheddar George]

Uncle Mort Fran is in denial.

 

[accountantpete]

Grave Robbers have nicked Speicher's post

 

[accountantpete]

Francesca and George is the new sitcom by the writers of Mildred & George.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Looking for a resonably priced new motor, AP has purchased a 2nd hand hearse.

Excellent condition and it certainly turns a few heads. Trouble is, it takes him bl**dy ages to get anywhere.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh was in the funeral business but he couldn't stand the stiff competition ...... i thank you.