Post a lie about the poster above.

[Hover Fly]

Visitors think that Archie_tect has a novelty door bell. What they are unaware of is that he has wired a crab-eating macaque into the mains, controlled by a relay from the bell push, and that is a real live monkey's screams they hear.

 

[Speicher]

Hover Fly has a large knob on his front door.

Hover Fly please explain how the crab is managing to eat the macaque.

 

[Hover Fly]

(and the maid polishes it every morning)

 

[Speicher]

This gets more confusing: the maid polishes the crab while the crab is eating the macaque.

 

[colly]

Speicher has well polished crabs.

 

[Speicher]

Colly is enjoying a strange sort of mushroom this evening.

 

[Hover Fly]

Hover Fly has a large knob on his front door.

Hover Fly please explain how the crab is managing to eat the macaque.

Pedants thread is thataway \/ \/

 

[Speicher]

 

[Archie_tect]

Don't you accuse me of being a pedant's thread!!

 

[Speicher]

Archie knows that it would be a Pedants' Thread.

Owww

 

[Hover Fly]

Speicher has eaten all the pies and is now going to start on the cakes.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hoverfly has explained perfectly why the crab is eating the macaque, I am much more the wiser now.

 

[colly]

We have been here before. Mad Doug is YY for us all.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As well as having an X and a Y chromosone, Colly has confounded the scientific and medical world by being tested as also having a Z chromosone.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug makes do with a microsone. Sorry MD, luck of the draw.