Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

But what Colly can do with a microphone would make your eyes water

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is an 'in touch' kind of a guy, bursts into tears at the drop of a hat. On a windy day at Ascot he was suicidal.

 

[accountantpete]

colly is well acquainted with Swinley Bottom.

 

[Francesca]

bet yours is bigger!

 

[accountantpete]

Francesca awards marks for other forum members rear ends based on size, pertness and the amount of hair protruding through the thin lycra.

 

[TVC]

RM is the South East solo salsa champion.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky looks very snazzy in his plus fours.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has got legs and knows how to use them.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort lost his job as a hod carrier through his inability to wolf whistle.

 

[TVC]

Pete lost his job as a brickie for showing just too much ass crack.

 

[Ludwig]

The Velvet Curtain is a very talented writer. His finest work can be seen on toilet walls up and down the country

 

[TVC]

Ludwig visits many public toilets. Everyone has to have a hobby.

 

[colly]

Ludwig TVC spends Friday evenings pumping iron. Usually a steam one by Hoover.

 

[accountantpete]

colly creases me up every time.

 

[Speicher]

ACP folds his bike up neatly every day.