Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Archietect has debriefed his lawyer.

 

[Hover Fly]

Rockymountain carefully examined his cutlery at tea-time and wondered why fork-lift trucks are so big if they only have to lift forks.

 

[Archie_tect]

You don't want to know what Rocky stands in.... occasionally with both feet.

 

[colly]

Archie has applied for planning permission to extend his frontage.



Ooer Mrs !!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is a rich one to talk. Due to all the lies he's said on here over the years, the vet keeps having to remove forward pointing growths from his nose.

The first time he had it removed, it was the size of a javelin.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rockymountain is pining for the fjords.

 

[Ludwig]

Cheddar George is worried about the hosepipe ban

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is similarly genealogically blessed - in his case it was Screaming Lord Sutch.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP is the 14th Laird of the Isle of Ewe.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Accountantpete's Archiebald Tectonic-Plate's got royalty in the family tree - King Kong.

 

[accountantpete]

TBM's got even higher relations - God













zilla

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky just uses lemon juice- he's sweet enough already.

 

[accountantpete]

You can squeeze Archie's lemons till the juice runs down his leg.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whereas Rocky is like a rotten egg. Beneath that plain and unassuming exterior, lies something you wouldn't even wish on your worst enemy.

 

[Speicher]

MDB was late getting out of bed this morning. It was a bit of a scramble for him to prepare his packed lunch of egg sandwiches.