Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Cheddar Melts. Aw!

 

[accountantpete]

Archie moults - aww! he exclaims.

 

[colly]

Rocky is a 5th Dan black belt at eye-spy.

 

[Cheddar George]

Don't play eye-spy with Colly. His cataracts are now so bad that it is always "C" ..... everytime.

 

[accountantpete]

ock! exclaimed George.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky regularly hurtles no-handed down steep mountain trails. He's now known as Cockymountain.

 

[Speicher]

Mr Phoebus likes Cockermouth in Cumbria.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr P's grandad disappeared in 1957. He was found in the cupboard under the stairs yesterday. He is officially Marston Green's undisputed Hide and Seek Champion.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Archie used to cheat at British Bulldog by very quickly doing the limbo.

 

[Archie_tect]

That's why I've been in that cupboard. Tsk.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie wants to test his 20/20 vision, one day.

 

[colly]

Finchley is where Rocky goes for some refreshing poor man's wine and support from the locals.

 

[colly]

Rocky is always 100%, nailed on, perfectly, absolutely, correct about all things.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly knows tha' nos.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ayup, na'sithee lad, don't come up'ere with'a la-di-da southern jessie stuff, or esst'al find tha' noz nowt. Na think'on.