Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

colly had a dishonourable discharge and had to see the quack.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly got confused with HF's hatches.... 1,248,960 yesterday.

 

[Hover Fly]

Hover Fly gets a mention in dispatches.

BZZT! Not a lie.

They still do it, when the senior officer in the field makes his report back to Whitehall. Nowadays the award is a silver oak leaf, I has one.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockymountain once designed a contraption for painting a room in seconds via a spinning nozzle which moved up and down.

On his first test run of it, everything went great.

Unfortunately, he had forgotten to remove the furniture..... or tell his family who had been happily sitting eating dinner and watching the telly at the time. They were never quite the same after that.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mad Doug Verboser is the Chief Nit Nurse for Central and West Scotchland.

 

[Fnaar]

When he has a spare 30mins to himself, 3BM dresses in green and pretends to be a praying mantis.

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[colly]

BZZT! Not a lie.

My hero!!

Rocky can't understand how TT ers manage to do almost 200mph on the Isle of Man.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort has an integral life belt.

 

[colly]

Belt, braces and a piece of string, that's Archies motto.

 

[accountantpete]

A miss is as good as a smile, that's colly's motto.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's taken his ball home.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is still jumping up and trying to touch the crossbar with the tips of his fingers.

One day he will manage it.

 

[colly]

Mort is able to press 15 wild flowers one after the other. What a man.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly's in training to take up Extreme Ironing. So far, he's pressed some shirts on top of his shed and a pair of trousers leaning out the bathroom window.

 

[colly]

If he is a 'good boy' Mort's missus will buy him a new scouring pad.