Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

After the weekend's party, Colly has been told, in no uncertain terms, that they will not be using the tea towel again.

 

[colly]

Rocky missed the boat there.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Colly shall have a fishy when the boat comes in.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Mort has got a lobster on the rocks. Specialists are looking into it.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort MrP has just returned the sick squid he borrowed.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Archie does most things on porpoise.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mr P packed his porpoise in a straw lined cardboard box to hibernate for the winter, he's looking forward to getting him out again next week.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM's just won the Euromillions Lottery jackpot, for the second week running.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh has just sent a begging letter for the second week running.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky, the only non Romanian Big Issue seller left in the Capital. He's from Sofia.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Years back, Tosh bought up 100,000 copies of "Shaddup a ya Face" just to stop "Vienna" from getting to number one.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM is Midge Ure.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh thought Midge Ure was an island in the Mediterranean.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's middle name is Ibiza. He raves about it.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Mort likes to shock people by covering himself in spume.