Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Mr P is frothy, man.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Most Sundays, Mort likes to eat the contents of Nicholas Parson's nose.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM Mr P used to be a breast and legs man, but nowadays he's more of a hock, shanks and toe man.

 

[colly]

Mort Tosh has no nose. Of course he smells badly.



Damn, things move fast here.

 

[accountantpete]

colly lives in the land that time forgot.

 

[colly]

Sadly for Mrs Rocky, Rocky does.

 

[colly]

Mort is convinced his mind is being read.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rocky's surname used to be Swipe but he got sick of folk calling him R Swipe.

 

[colly]

3BM used to be known as 5BM but, y'know, times are hard just now.

 

[Cubist]

Colly is working on a new range of cycling kit based (loosely) on Raquel Welch's bikini in 1000,000 years BC

 

[Speicher]

Cubist has waxed lyrical about Raquel's line in bikinis.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM once did Les Dawson.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's recently opened the World's first Spoons and Washboard music academy.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky, can still sing like a boy soprano, if the mood hits him.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rockymountain has been toting barges and lifting bales all morning.