Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBM feels like a tit. No reason, he just does.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug feels like a beer. No reason, he just does.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete feels a bit of a heel but that's just his foot fetish.

 

[Speicher]

Rockymountain started dancing outside the Opticians. He wanted to make a spectacle of himself.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher covered herself in pureed fruit and cream, made a right fool of herself.

 

[TheDoctor]

3BMG molested a tortoise. It was turtley gross...

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky watches - he likes a gander

 

[colly]

Rocky dreamt he was chewing a pillow. He was feeling down in the mouth.

 

[Rapples]

colly loves ducks, but finds nothing more offputting than getting down stuck between his teeth

 

[accountantpete]

Rapples is married to the lady who plays Rosemary in Rosemary and Thyme. His name is Herb.

 

[TVC]

RM is no sage.

 

[Rapples]

Whereas the Velvet Curtain is a rather fat feathery owl called Sage

 

[TVC]

RM couldn't even run a bath

 

[accountantpete]

TVC tried to run a bath but has thrown the towel in.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP likes nothing better than a soak in the bath on a Sunday morning. B+Q wish he wouldn't use the display model.