Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

AP never buys lager... he just rents it for a couple of hours down at the Frog and Newt.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When utilising the amenities at his local, AP Archie always insists on using urinal No3, even if it means standing behind the current incumbent and waiting, despite other urinals being available. He tends to get some funny looks.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh knows that's the Bud Lite line....

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is a cultured soul and prefers a pint of heavy.

 

[colly]

The tipple of real men is a cocktail of Babycham, sherry and Tia Maria. Another one Pete?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly's normally a mild man, only occasionally bitter.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is well known for his brains












consumption.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP wants to know if it's too early for the first G&T of the day?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

It's Rocky's round everyone! Rocky, where you gone..... Oh, he's standing behind Archie at urinal No3.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's turning Japanese.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh really thinks so... but then he would.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Having tried the Japanese thing, Rocky's now Blowin' in the Wind.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is a lawnmower - you can tell by the way he walks.

 

[Archie_tect]

The amount of time AP spends on his lawn, you'd think it was too much bover.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is aware that those in the rainier parts of the country are very sympathetic towards the complaints of the South East.