Post a lie about the poster above.

[Ludwig]

Your lawn would die if AC lived next door

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ludwig still can't get those grass stains out of his trousers. Still, better than the carpet burns he had last week.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh loves nothing better than a roll in the hay















-on-wye public toilets.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's made a whole new industry out of cottaging.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky loves drinking cat milk. No, not the Whiskers kitten milk, but actual cat milk.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P loves the attributes of his faithful pet dog, loyalty, obedience, deference, and the ability to lick his own....

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh is the treasurer of the Bring Back White Dog Poo Society.

 

[colly]

Everyday in every way Rocky gets a little bit better.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rockerymarshall works for Farley's in Health and Safety as a Rusk Assessment Officer.

 

[TVC]

3BMcG, graduating onto solids at last.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC was the lead singer in The Nappy Mondays.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's has had his tonsils put back in.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh doesn't need to know the way to San Jose, not since he got Sat Nav.

 

[colly]

Mr P has just invested in a Pratnav to help him get around.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P Colly's looking for some flowers to put in his hair, it's the first time he's been to San Francisco since the late 1960's, and he wants to make sure he fits in this time.