Post a lie about the poster above.

[marafi]

Velvet hates samosas.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uncle Mort's identity can finally be revealed......he's John Major. By the way he still tucks his shirt in his Y-fronts, ask Edwina

Why, thanks for that lovely image!

RM's dog is really a cat in drag.

Mrs TVC has entered TVC into the Agility competition at Crufts again this year, whilst Marafi's real identity is that of the Transgender Goalkeeper who plays for the American Samoa national team.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is going for the sophisticated look with his new pink/yellow afro.

 

[Rapples]

All of colly's appearances from TOTPs have been edited out by the BBC

 

[Dayvo]

Rapples apples crappels dapples flappels japples lappels pappels wapples zapples - yep, that's about it!

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo gayvo rayvo

 

[Dayvo]

AP was an accupuncturist, but couldn't spell it, so settled for accountant.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Even now, Dayvo uses a small word box and if needed, will 'sound words out'.

He doesn't need to use his finger any more though

 

[Dayvo]

MDB got his finger stuck in his orifice the other day: it's been there ever since.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo stuck his finger in a dyke once



Make up your own punchline.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB got his finger stuck in his orifice the other day: it's been there ever since.

I know, and it feels GOOOOD!!

Dayvo stuck his finger in a dyke once



Make up your own punchline.

'Cos TVC can't think of one.

Even Rocky's mention of fuzz goes right over his head.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB is unaccustomed to public speaking.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As boss of his local branch of Boots, Archie is probably best remembered by his employees for his

'I have a cream'

speech.

 

[TVC]

Archie just drones on, and on, and on, and on....


In fact, he never puts his bagpipes down.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie just drones on, and on, and on, and on....


In fact, he never puts his bagpipes down.

TVC does like a good Pibroch from time to time. Keeps his digestion regular you see.