Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P, the result of a 1960's Soviet bio-engineering experiment that was hushed up, for obvious reasons.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh is on the line talking to Brezhnev. That was hushed up, for obvious reasons.

 

[Archie_tect]

Belgians are mortally offended

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has to get a Sherpa to guide him down Camden High Street.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete set up a base camp the last time he went to Merryhill.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG can gargle his own weight in beer.

 

[TVC]

RM copies everything his favourite TV chef does. If you ever need any knock-off cheese from Tesco then RM's your man.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort was Fanny's Johnny... [that doesn't sound right... can't put my finger on it].

 

[Hover Fly]

Archie_tect is very proud of his last school report, The one which simply reads "We give up!".

 

[Dayvo]

Since leaving the Boy Scouts, RM has struggled to fit back in to Civvy Street.

 

[Dayvo]

Being a boy, RM wasn't allowed to join the Brownies, but decided to do his best, anyway.

His mum was always horrifed when she had to wash his underwear on a Monday morning.

 

[colly]

Dayvo was desperate to be a Queen Scout. He was encouraged by coming across a copy of 'Scouting For Queens' on the top shelf of the newsagents.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort's real name is Georgios Mikalatis

 

[Francesca]

Accountant Petes real name is Ooja Nickabolackof

 

[threebikesmcginty]

For UM, getting the good folk of Belgium to understand his name hasn't been a problem - Uncle Mort is simple.