Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

To this day, AP still scupltures mash potato into the shape of the mountain from Close Encounters.

 

[colly]

Rocky is banned from most hotels in London.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

By international law and sanction, Uncle Mort has to live in a small former nuclear bunker. Itmeans that nobody has to endure his truly legendary (and lethal) farts, but it also has the downside of if there is ever a nuclear catastrophe, he'll be one of our future representatives of the species.

Abandon all hope now!!

 

[Cheddar George]

When uncle Mort can't think of anything funny to say he will try and work "Goole" into the conversation ........ he thinks it sounds rude.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky and George - goolies - it writes itself this thread does.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete said goolies .......

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky knows what comes from Scunthorpe

 

[Cheddar George]

Mad Doug likes to see how far he can push the swear filter.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cheddar was originally called Cheddar Twatt, after where he used to live, and his liking for a bit of cheese, but, he's changed now to a name that is just FULL of connotations.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky used to have his own frog breeding business supplying French restaurants.
He gave it all up though, he just couldn't Kermit himself.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Like Santa, Rocky only comes but once a year.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky styles his eyebrows like Dr Rowan Williams to give himself a demonic look.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P has data-mined his belly button. The stuff he's discovered!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh loves Spotted Dick. He has to, he's too embarrassed to see his GP.

 

[Speicher]

Mr Phoebus has seen my Opia.