Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

At the age of 16, Rocky eventually accepted that it just wasn't going to work being a kid any more, and ritualistically burned all of his Barbie and Ken dolls on the Barbeque.


The irony of using the Barbeque didn't occur to Rocky for the next 28 years, but it did to everyone else who had plasticy burgers and sausages for the rest of the evening.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

You only have to look at Rocky's family tree to see why he's barking mad.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh thought that The Undertones My Perfect Cousin was a love song.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP still refers to his "puppy love", the crazy horse.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh still thinks that Mr Ed the talking horse was a documentary.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG's so excited. Every evening he sits down to watch a recording of one of the Queen's Christmas speeches, in strict chronological order of course, and tonight 1973 has come round again, his personal favourite.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh isn't sure if he's having an annus horribilis or an annus mirabilis.... depends how the week-end goes.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's bought a pair of Corgis and a twin set and pearls combo, he's really getting into the Diamond Jubilee swing of things.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh has just run out of fags and has gone out to scrounge one.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP single handedly delayed the Jubilee line again this morning by sticking chewing gun between the doors of several trains.

Tomorrow he plans to do the Bakerloo, but the BTP are on to him.....

 

[Mr Phoebus]

MDB is always getting Piccadilly and Piccalilli mixed up. He has weird cheese sandwiches.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'This is Great Portland Street. Please alight here for Moorfields Eye Hospital, Mr Phoebus, please alight here'.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whichever train he takes, MDB always seems to find himself back at Mornington Crescent.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh don't wanna go down in a tube station at midnight.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P's been in an extremist scrape, he'd heard there was a row going on down near Slough.