Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Some people might get some pleasure out of hate. Not Tosh, he's got enough already on his plate.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC tries to keep in training by regularly chewing on a Wasp.

The Wasps are sick of it and are going to move out from his loft in disgust soon.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug gave The Rev Ian Paisley lessons in ranting and raving.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB's AP's still living it up at the Hotel California, what a nice surprise...he even remembered to bring an alibi.

 

[TVC]

Tosh runs a bar, he calls it The Club Tropicana, drinks are free, fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TVC sings "Can't keep it in, Can't keep it in, I've got to let it out."

I'd give it ten minutes if I were you.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P met a Hula Mistress, somewhere in Waikiki.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh likes to play agadoo on his digeridoo whilst on the loo.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG's feeling a little flushed again.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh keeps on getting hot flushes.

Well he did go and plumb the bog into the hot water mains.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P so loves al fresco dining......nothing like a nice kebab at midnight, strolling round the Bull Ring.

 

[Dayvo]

Mr P don't like cricket, he loves it. But rum on the other hand really makes him puke.

 

[Cheddar George]

Dayvo Tosh likes to tell the story of when he hit 20 consecutive bulls eyes in a darts match ......."that was a load of bulls hit" say his mates.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The regulars at CG's local have learned to take cover when he approaches the oche.

 

[TVC]

Tosh knows you get nothing for two in a bed - not in this game.