Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Twenty two fit young men running around in shorts - now we know why Pete likes the footy.

 

[accountantpete]

Twenty two fit young men running around in shorts - now we know why Pete likes the footy.

Quite!

 

[Ludwig]

When I asked rockymountain about his hedgecutting at the weekend he said is was a privit matter and refused to discuss it

 

[TVC]

RM is well known for having the table manners of a film star, Shrek.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AP knows that photo is a mock up. Just look at Wayne's hair.......

Speicher is waiting for the towel to fall off.

RM is well known for having the table manners of a film star, Shrek.

TVC has a table tennis table as his dinning table. He does enjoy a good game at his locally renowned dinner parties, and it is advised that you take a towel with you to wipe off the splashes as the ball hits your soup/drink

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky knows that there is nothing more useful the universe than a towel

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has only recently became dry at night. it is a releif to everyone as those Huggies Pullups were costing a fortune!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB still wears Huggie Pullups on his bike. He says that they are cheaper and better looking than his bib shorts....we just wish that he'd take the dummy out of his mouth, though.

Which may all very well, but Rocky rides a Dora The Exlorer bike with pink streamers and tassels coming from the ends of his handlebars.

Just don't talk to him about the stabilisers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky doesn't give a beef about anyone commenting on his skin suit.
















At least, that is what he wants people to think, but they can see it is just ham acting.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky denies that he is a nerdy anorak and will show his detractors what's what when he gets back from the Original Series Battlestar Galactica Convention.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDF is as fit as a butcher's dog.....mind you this particular butcher has a 10 year old lame poodle which has been fed on lard for all of its life.

Rocky is currently writing the script for a new play about the role of German Butchers during the war.

It's called...... Veil Meet Again



EDIT: Sorry about that, I had that joke planned next, but I missed my turn, lol.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's jokes are officially the wurst.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

BOOM BOOM!!

ACP had a young lady round for dinner last night. Enquiring about what she saw in front of her, she asked him

'What is this?'

and he replied

'Pullet and see'

 

[Hover Fly]

RM cycles round London wearing a cap decorated with the plumes of rare tropical birds.

 

[TVC]

HF wouldn't want MDB to retract anything