Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Mr P's job on the sewage farm consists of him getting in a cage and reading The Sun. If he stops reading the rest of the workforce scarper double quick.

 

[Ludwig]

Rockymountain likes to gyre and gimble in the wabe

 

[Archie_tect]

Ludwig often talks a load of Jabberwocky.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky thinks a Randonneur is what is used to help pull Santa's sleigh.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Mort thinks a bidon is what you do in an auction.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky knows that when the peleton is spread out echelon way from the back to the front.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has just gone for a breakaway - I didn't know they still sold them.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky prefers a long Good Friday the 13th.

 

[Archie_tect]

Orwight Wockaay? Ar's ya mavva?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Archie has always had trouble with his R's.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky got pithed last night at the King's Head.

 

[Andy_R]

While Rocky was getting pithed, Speicher pipped him at the potht

 

[Speicher]

Andy does not eat oranges. He does not like taking the pith





off each segment.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has a thing for the rugged, unshaven, out door type of guy. That's why she has 'feelings' for Meths Micky who lives by the bins at the back of lidl.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky does not know that someone said that he could not lie about himself.