Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rapples]

Speicher is Vicky Pendletons Bat Man. The thought of two women in lycra makes me feel all peculiar

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky has just felt Rapples, and now feels................peculiar

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy once won Rocky in a Rapple ...(try saying that quickly after a few pints).


The person running the raffle was dyslexic.

 

[Ludwig]

Rockymountain can't afford a bidet and does handstands in the shower

 

[Speicher]

Ludwig once asked his plumber about the pressure in the header tank and how the power shower worked. The plumber tried to explain it very simply, but the answer went straight over the top of Ludwig's head.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speichers is having trouble sourcing asses milk for her daily bath.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is addicted to S & M and has ordered some eye lashes.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP just can't find the quality of fishnet stockings that he used to wear, most distressing.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh finds he's losing more than his quota through the holes in his nets.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

By law Uncle Mort can only be carried across the state borders between Texas and Arkansas on a Wednesday.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

By a quirk of sloppy Law making, 3BM's street is still officially at war with Russia. He finds the barbed wire barriers at the Market Hill end a right pain to get through every morning.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is still paying Danegeld rather than Council Tax.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP tries to barter his way through life. Unfortunately, not many people want to trade their goods and services in for his used underwear and homemade wine.

 

[Ludwig]

Toshiba Boy spent 2 hours this morning trying to find a matching pair of socks

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ludwig has his socks all neatly arranged, every pair twinned with it's matching pair of sandals.