Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Tosh's socks are twinned with Swillington.

Oh, and Grimethorpe.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Short shorts and sock suspenders, that's our Colly.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly's got a red door and wants to paint it black.

Mr P's seeing the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes, and has to turn his head....

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh has been squeezing lemons till the juice runs down his leg.

 

[colly]

Tosh ACP is on his first nervous breakdown














of the day.

 

[colly]

Rocky has been laying new tiles at the Army camp.

There's a hell of a floor in the Mess.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Bit warm today...
Rocky's decided to take his tank top off.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

At school, Rocky was nicknamed Henry the Eighth, because of his Greensleeves.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky wears an actual duck's arse on his head. He used to wear a ponytail, but felt that was a little dated.

 

[colly]

Tosh is dated, to somewhere around 253bc.


or is that BCE ? It's hard to know nowadays.

 

[Rapples]

colly dated once, but never again. Mummy never warned him about girls like that.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rapples 's been looking for one just like that for ages.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has tried carbon dating.


He would like to find someone with a similar bicycle to the one he has got.

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher's last date turned up on a little tiny budgie bike

 

[Speicher]

Andy knows that I get someone else to pedal my bike for me.