Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Speicher would never have an affair behind her current carbon's back - she's strictly mono coque.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Now now Rocky, no need to be rude. If you keep on eating your broccoli then you might get one for your birthday too!

 

[colly]

There are no flies on Rocky.

Just in case you were wondering what the stain was on his keks and where the smell was coming from.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Every time Colly does, a man with a little black bag appears, picks it up and puts it in the nearest bin.

To this day, Colly has never found out who the guy is or where he comes from - he just seems to emerge out of nowhere and then disappears as quickly as he appears.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug never talks sh*t.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is a bit of a potty mouth.

.... The guy does that too.

 

[Andy_R]

MDB has a man that does it for him

 

[colly]

Mad Doug's umbrella has a brown My Little Pony and Trap motif emblazoned across it.

Everyone thinks it's crap.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky's second name is Lipschitz.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky had his name changed by deed pole from Hugh Janus.

 

[colly]

Bum notes are not Mad Doug's stock in trade.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly has taken up the Tuba.

At least, that's what he tells the neighbours.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's tells everyone he's got 252 clocks, but his neighbours think it's a wind up.

 

[accountantpete]

Scientists have found that Rocky can be readily separated from the currency in his possesion.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Back-room boffins have discovered that accountantpete's DNA is identical to crunchy peanut butter.