Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Rocky won't share his body with anyone.


Are we relieved about that ? You bet we are !

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is an Usher for the opposition MP's - they're a noisy lot.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP is an active member of The Green Party, usually late on, on Saturday nights.

 

[colly]

Archie blows chunks on a Saturday evening.







Just don't let Mrs Chunks find out.

 

[Archie_tect]

I see Colly's met Tina Tuna before.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie went to see The Halle, but they didn't play anything he liked.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Mort still thinks it's Urethra Franklin.

 

[TVC]

Mr P listens to Radio 2 every morning. He particularly likes the cockmaster quiz.

 

[Speicher]

This summer TVC is going climbing with the Territorial Army in the Andes.

He has also bought his pet cat a wetsuit. Seen here on holiday wearing it.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher will laugh at anything

 

[TVC]

Pete is hard at work, as usual:

 

[Rapples]

Rockymountain's name is Virginia, after going to the hairdressers everyone at the retirement home is talking about The Blue Rinse Mountain of Virginia's

 

[colly]

''Short, back and sides.'' said Rapples to the barber.

''Yes I know but I was born like that.'' he replied.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Colly doesn't pay for the haircut at the barbers, it's more of a search fee.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

3BM used to sport bigger bugger grips than Mungo Jerry's Ray Dorset.