Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Mr P has a grand luxuriant dome of hair.




On each of his big toes

 

[colly]

Mr P's posts never ever make me google things.

 

[colly]

TVC is slow.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

When approaching pedestrians, while riding his bike, Colly likes to warn them with a Tarzan yell.

 

[Rapples]

When approaching cyclists as a pedestrian, Mr P likes to shout, "Yer back wheel 'as overtaken yer front"

 

[TVC]

When on his bike, Rapples never approaches other cyclists. They tend to approach him, then overtake.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC knows exactly where his bike is.

 

[Andy_R]

Archie knows where the village bike is

 

[colly]

Andy knows that Archie knows where he is.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

So does Colly, and can't let her go to any of the loutish oafs mentioned above.

He's a bit of a cyclepath you see.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has a bun in the oven.




It fell out when he was baking his hot cross buns todays.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky does not know that I have put them on a plate in the Tea? thread.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is never known to put it on a plate.

 

[colly]

Rocky is like a broken pencil.

 

[colly]

Rocky is groovy.