Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

Andy_R bought a second-hand carpet off Adnan Khashoggi at a car-boot sale near Swindon.

 

[Andy_R]

3BM sold it to him after stealing it from Shergar's tack box

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy is 'E1'.








It had long been suspected that he had a dark Chechenyan past.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug wouldn't know that E1 series is a Japanese High Speed train or that a PRR E1 was a 4-4-2 locomotive in USA.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

APC is a sad, spam eating trainspotter with milk bottle glasses, bad teeth, even worse breath, combover and anorak.


I did vaguely know that, yes.


Rocky just LOVES The Only Way Is Essex, especially when he gets a '357 out to Shoeburyness.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB knows that spam is my favourite food....lovely but how come he described me to a t, when he was talking about AP?

Have you ever noticed that you never see ACP and Rocky in a room at the same time??

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky is T-bag shaped... square and full of brown stuff

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky lives behind the wardrobe door. Wait, isn't that where the bogeyman lives. Oh, that explains a lot then.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky lives in my wardrobe... handy having a resident bank manager.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect likes to do his banking late at night. At least that is what he says he is doing in the wardrobe.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher went into Archie's wardrobe to make a deposit.

 

[Speicher]

ACP does his banking over the counter, in the kitchen.

 

[colly]

What Speicher does over her kitchen counters is beyond description.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly's kitchen worktop has several levers and dials.....
..... Oh, no wait, he's squatting in a train again.

You might even say he's trainsquatting!!

Da bum kish!

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB has a one-track mind.