Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mr Phoebus]

Jazloc earlier gave the waiter a right bollocking because the Gazpacho soup he ordered was stone cold.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr P sent his burger back in Pierre White's yesterday... it was completely raw and fell apart when he tried to pick it up.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky mountain sleepwalks, and often want to go down to the kitchen to get a drink.

With the sync on scooshing water all over the place, it is the closest he gets to having a wet dream these days.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That might not be a lie

MBD let his girlfriend down.........he pulled out the plug

Rocky has a large pump and likes to keep his up all the time.



....His inflatable doll, Anthea I mean.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Doug takes his really large Hornby railway setup so seriously that he's written
a Beeching report ordering him to dismantle nearly all of it.
He's reluctantly going to comply.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is going to the Peak District for the weekend.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Speicher burns the candle at both ends.


She doesn't mind though 'cuz it's vanilla scented.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky talks in his sleep. The other night he was heard to mutter "As you walk through the door your pound’s worth more. At Williams … where else?"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug takes his really large Hornby railway setup so seriously that he's written
a Beeching report ordering him to dismantle nearly all of it.
He's reluctantly going to comply.

Mr P doesn't understand why people laugh at the Two Ronnies' Fork Handles joke

Rocky gets all childish whenever he hears of the Sh'ites in Iraq and such like.


He's never seen any at Williams though, despite what that Mr Phoebus says.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Doug loves the collared doves dawn chorus so much that he leaves a whole loaf of Warburton's
out every day for them as a thank you.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort says it don't matter to him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug loves the collared doves dawn chorus so much that he leaves a whole loaf of Warburton's
out every day for them as a thank you.

Yes, laced with Cyanide....

Archie just set's Mr P's Hovis and Butthead on them instead, but, fortunately for the birds, Staffies aren't very good at climbing trees.

 

[Archie_tect]

Hey, don't drag me into the killing zone!

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky prefers to eat his, though Mrs Hyde-Brown was a bit miffed.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hey, don't drag me into the killing zone!

Nothing gets killed though, Staffords aren't the best choice!