Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

I'll have you know I designed the extension and alterations to the house he bought! ... Andy doesn't have a pipe to put things in, never mind set fire to them.

 

[colly]

Archie is not given to making incendiary statements.

 

[Andy_R]

Not many people know this, but Colly was actually the original choice to play Hodges in Dad's Army.

 

[colly]

Andy doesn't like it up him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly loves the fuzzy wuzzy belonging to the gorgeous greyhound that lives down the road.


He has to be put on the lead and doused down with cold water every time he thinks of it.

 

[colly]

Rocky went to Eton. They actually named a pudding after him.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort's Polar expedition ended when his trolley was capsized by a giant Battenberg in the cake aisle.

 

[marafi]

^ Has a goat in his garden.

 

[colly]

Marafi is squatting in 3BM's garden. The old goat.

 

[accountantpete]

Are colly and marafi engaged - or is it someone else on this forum?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB used to fag (in the public school sense....oh, that probably doesn't help) for George Osborne. As part of his duties he used to take George's cold shower and birching in the morning for him and that accounts for why Doug is now a morning person.

And ironically I am responding to this at c.10.38 am!

Rocky went to Eton. They actually named a pudding after him.

At first glance I thought you said he'd gone to Euston. I had to think about that for a moment!

Are colly and marafi engaged - or is it someone else on this forum?

They are a bit strange in Yorkshire though, as ACP knows only too well!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky was always dead jealous of these dogs:





View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEMSgM3qT7U&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB knows that is a shaggy dog story

Don't believe him, Rocky is actually related to the Dulux Dogs, and even has a bit of Andrex puppy in him too ooh err!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

And, here is Colly's Great Grandpa. The dog I mean.

Incidentally, that is his Grandpa and Uncle Bob working the field below:





View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQqm5CzONE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I am able to shapeshift....

Anyway, Rocky fought with honours in the battle of Godfrey's House