Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

RM asked the fella in his local Off-licence to recommend him a good port.
He answered 'Southampton, now fakk orf!'

 

[fuji-stu]

Did you hear about Rockymountain he used viagra eye drops?
They made him look hard!

 

[fuji-stu]

 

[Dayvo]

RM accidently dropped a viagra tablet in his mate's shampoo at the gym. He didn't what had come over him when he had a shower.

 

[fuji-stu]

Dayvo spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he's hard up.

 

[TVC]

Stu has a £50 a day Calpol habit.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC has no bad habits...."I'm having nun of that," he is often heard to grumble

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky has been banned from Tyburn Convent after rolling two nuns down the stairs. He just wanted to see if they did go black/white/black/white like the old joke says they do.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is covering Penguins with tomato sauce as we speak..

 

[Andy_R]

Why did Rocky push his Mexican housekeeper off the flyover? Tequila.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is delighted to find that he now has a bog at the end of his garden.

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher got stuck in the bog at the bottom of Rocky's garden. "A kangeroo!" she shouted in her best Geordie imitation.

 

[TVC]

RM's wetsuit tends to get wet from the inside.

 

[Speicher]

TVC's cat is finding her wetsuit very useful today.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky took up diving as a means to learning the alphabet. "What's that?" "A BCD"