Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

ACP's postman always knocks twice.

 

[accountantpete]

colly insists on using 1p stamps on his letters and is now forced to use A4 size envelopes to accommodate all the stamps.

 

[Speicher]

Mocky Roundtin decided to set up a shop selling just envelopes. Very soon he had all the competition licked.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher has got to page 648 of her Joke Book [Oxford University Press [1957]: 2nd edition, 3rd Reprint]

 

[Speicher]

Rocky Archie_tect fondly remembers the days of using a telex machine. He also remembers the days of fax similarly.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher knows a number of little-used fax.

 

[TVC]

RM isn't allowed near the office fax any more since he photocopied his genitals and faxed them to Japan.

 

[colly]

TVC was banned too, for sending a picture of some gentiles to the synagogue.

 

[Archie_tect]

If the mountain won't come to Colly... he goes to Aldi.

 

[TVC]

Archie has 26,945 points on his Lidl loyalty card.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC shops at a knock off, knock off brands store called Laldi

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete shops in boots, and then in the summer he might shop in sandals.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky went to Millets but could not find the bird seed.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky often mixes up his lettuce. He is always buying Iceberg instead of Chinese leaves.

 

[roadrash]

rm queued for 3 hours to watch titanic only to be told by the usher ...sorry women and children first