Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Rocky is going to start looking for trivia on the internet, as he does not find enough of it on this thread.

 

[TVC]

Speicher describes her cooking style as "Molecular Gastronomy", mainly because she tends to convert the molecules of what ever she is cooking to almost pure carbon.

 

[Speicher]

After that comment, TVC is toast!

 

[Rapples]

Speicher's songwriting talents haven't improved over the years


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmKStqugMc

 

[colly]

Rapples is brown and well done on the outside and white and moist on the inside.

 

[colly]

Colly has been spending his time in the tanning salon....he's heard that Channel 5 are making a new reality series, The Only Way Is Leeds, by gum and is hoping for a starring role.

Show us your bikini line Colly

No tan lines for me. I look gooooooood au naturel.

Rocky is the thinking woman's Cosmo Smallpiece.

 

[Rapples]

Colly in budgie smugglers......................



Women thinking colly's smallpiece

 

[colly]

Well we all know Rocky is partial to a cockatoo.

 

[Speicher]

Whereas Colly prefers Cockaleekie. Soup, that is.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

i think i got my cockatoo stuck in the wetsuit zip

 

[Speicher]

Bigonabianchi does not hope that I will be able to help him with that.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

speicher wouldn't know what to do if boab did

 

[Speicher]

Boab put his wetsuit on back-to-front. He did not know that the zip should be at the back.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

slowly slides zip down...slips pulsating biceps out of wet suit...slips back in and does up zip from behind before Speicher notices

 

[Speicher]

Boab knows that I am not suddenly feeling very for no particular reason.

He has also not noticed that all the regulars posters on this thread have just left the room.