Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Mort has a favourite ant.

 

[TVC]

RM had a pet Camel, but it got the hump and left him






(Just ordered the dry suit with a onesie to go with it)

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's pet tiger, Tony, was very loveable but his roar started to grate.

 

[colly]

Archie laughs like a drain.

 

[TVC]

Colly laughs like a hyena.

 

[roadrash]

tvc grins like a cheshire cat

 

[colly]

RR cries like a baby.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly tends to parp a lot.

 

[colly]

You know when you were a small kid, and you were out with your gang getting up to mischief and all sorts, and who would come along and spoil your fun and games?
................That's right, some grumpy parkie.













Rocky IS that parkie.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's middle name is Jobsworth.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort always rings companies up to tell them how they're driving.

 

[Hover Fly]

Uncle Mort is the worst vandal on Wikipedia. They even have a special alert set up for his edits.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Hover Fly uses banana skins and battery acid in his wine.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty scoffs at convention by serving cheese with white spirit.

 

[Cheddar George]

Dairylea dunkers and a bottle of pink paraffin for Pete.