Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky swears he never does a "traf", he merely "releases a little pressure".

 

[TVC]

Tosh is the West Country's largest source of natural gas.

 

[accountantpete]

As TVC says, "Tosh may be King of natural gas but me Thane"

 

[TVC]

RM isn't trying to show off his literary bent.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is trying to avoid looking at Rocky's literary bent.

 

[TVC]

Pete is waiting for the film to come out.

 

[TVC]

In the porn industry, Rockymountain was known as Rockymolehill.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC's ageing years have earned him the porn name Can't Ben Dover.

 

[TVC]

Pete makes Ron Jeremy look young and lean.

 

[Speicher]

TVC's shape bears a close ressemblance to that of Jeremy Fisher, especially when he wants to Potter around the garden.

I should Warne you that it is pretty.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher is very like Cyril Fletcher, but with more hair.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has had a "Shane Warne" makeover and can no-longer smile

 

[TVC]

Pete has had a "Shane McGowan" makeover and dare not smile.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's had a Russell Grant make-over and won't stop smiling.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect is planning to have a barbecue this evening. In preparation, he has started to serenade the chicken.