Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Dayvo often gets a wistful, distant look in his eye when he sees an unwrapped Toblerone.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC's cat once shat in the bottom of a half-eaten walnut whip: he didn't notice anything.

 

[Rapples]

Mrs Dayvo's eyes watered when he suggested taking some chocolate to eat in bed

 

[Speicher]

On cold nights Rapples takes his Galaxy with him to bed at night. There is a very sticky mess in the bed by next morning.

 

[accountantpete]

That's where Speicher met a sticky end.

 

[Dayvo]

AP is forever blowing bubbles. Bazooka Joe has got a lot to answer for.

 

[colly]

Dayvo's sherbet dabs were all over the sweet shop lady's frontage.

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly often goes bird watching with a pair of binoculars he made himself in 1974 out of two Smarties tubes and a bit of sellotape.

 

[Archie_tect]

CG's just found a 1968 copy of Boys' Own ...he's trying to find a cotton reel, a needle and half a candle to make a tank.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is more interested in a 1968 copy of Womans' Own.

 

[stephyt]

AP is only jealous as he only has readers digest to look at as he cant read

 

[TVC]

Stepht enjoys playing 'join the dots'. Only she does it on the faces of spotty teenage boys when they're asleep. It's a hobby.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC spent 2 years "work experience" as a politician in order to qualify to post in this thread.

 

[Speicher]

ACP had some Tender documents he needed to deal with. Instead he crumpled them up and put them in the bin. He had to apologise later because he had hurt their tender feelings.

 

[accountantpete]

As a Train driver Speicher used to have a tender behind.