Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Dayvo is a pseud

 

[Dayvo]

AP was sued once. He now stops dating boys called Sue.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo likes Sue Doko, he has her number.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher went to school with Phil Oakey's sister Carrie.

 

[Ludwig]

Accountantpete goes to fetish parties wearing nothing but an old innertube

 

[Speicher]

Ludwig used to play snooker with Billy Ards.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher chooses a different chess piece every day, and will only walk along the pavement, in the moves allowed by that piece.

Rook days are ok (although she does tend to barge into people), Bishop days have found her being asked whether she's drunk, but Knight days completely baffles other pedestrians. Oh how she loves her Queen days. She's also fond of a little Pawn.

 

[Speicher]

After lunch Toshiba plays Tiddleywinks. It's like Fortywinks, but shorter.

 

[accountantpete]

After lunch Speicher opens the window and plays draughts.

 

[Speicher]

ACP is really enjoying sail boarding. He thought it would be difficult, but his first lesson was a breeze.

 

[Browser]

Speicher got 'bord' with sailing, she kite-surfs now.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Our Browser's hellbent on a bent, and he's fully prepped and armed to persuade Mrs B of the excellent choice this would be.

 

[Herr-B]

Toshiba Boy once found his own umbilical cord in the bottom of a jug of Thatcher's.

 

[accountantpete]

Herr-B was born with a plastic spoon in his mouth.

 

[Herr-B]

ACP thinks my shoes are made of leather