Post a lie about the poster above.

[defy-one]

Benn Hurr wanted a chariot with 5 horses,not a 2 wheeled steed

 

[accountantpete]

defy-one had a fantastic meal the other day as his date ordered a hot curry which she didn't like. defy-one was so glad, he ate her portion and got her to pay for it all as well.

 

[defy-one]

ACP wants my date & my curry

 

[TVC]

On his walk home this evening, Pete Defo was surprised when a bacon tree jumped out in front of him.

I say a bacon tree, it might have been a ham bush.

 

[Speicher]

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is currently Wrekin havoc in a pub in Greet.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher waves goodbye but says hello!

(keep going, RM. you'll soon be inished and then want to do it all over again)

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo is a big fan of Soft Cell and even has his stomach pumped every 7th August in tribute.

Well done RM , I hope this weather gets a little better for you.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky does not want it to rain until September.

Whereabouts in Shrewsbury are you?

 

[Speicher]

Mocky Roundtin is not correct when he does not say that I do not want to know that he is not washing his shorts.

 

[Herr-B]

Speicher is fully qualified to use, and only ever uses a dolly tub.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Herr-B's been licking his own elbows again.

 

[Herr-B]

TB's jealous, I wouldn't let him lick mine.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Herr-B is very picky about who he lets lick his elbows.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh begs for money on the street saying he can't work because of chronic tennis elbow.

There's nothing really wrong with him - its just a racket.