Post a lie about the poster above.

[postman]

Colly walked into Lloyds pharmacy and asked for some condoms.
'' we have none,try Boots''
Colly said'' I want to make love to her ,not walk all over her''

 

[colly]

Postman knows these boots are made for wan walking

 

[Ludwig]

Colly upset people in his village by have ID 10T on his car number plate

 

[postman]

Ludwig was told he had failed his GCSE music exam,he was actually quite composed about it all.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Postman showed no reaction to news that he had failed his Chemistry "O" Level.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy invaded Russia when he learnt that he had failed his History "O"Level.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP failed his Geography "O" Level, and has never been abroad since.

 

[postman]

Toshiba Boy is the Great Grandson of Torchy the Battery Boy.He was also a bright spark.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Postman has traced his ancestory back to a Tower of London executioner. As he likes to say, he's a chip of the old block.

 

[Nihal]

Toshiba boy was a pirate,until he cut his tongue by "mistake"
And pirates cannot invade Russia,its freezing cold out there..............
Edit:For their ships

 

[colly]

Nihal eats his bananas sideways.

 

[Nihal]

Colly remembers thinks that he ones slipped on a banana peel.........while sleep walking

 

[Nihal]

Rockymountain thinks he is the Rock looking guy ben,in fantastic four

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Nihal's amazing, finding the time and energy to post on here, whilst being part of the large breakaway group on today's stage of the Tour. Chapeau!

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh is posting whilst shaving his legs and combing his wig in preparation for his job as todays podium girl.