Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort doff's his hat to every young lady he meets in the street.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete hasn't got a hat... but what he has got causes far more hysteria.

 

[Ludwig]

Archie-tect was out with a stunning model last night - sadly it was an Airfix model

 

[accountantpete]

Ludwig was out with a stunning bit of skirt last night - sadly it was the hem.

 

[TVC]

Pete likes a bit of rough.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC has a velcro fetish.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is very attached to TVC

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete really wants a new strap on











..... his wristwatch.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG's always searching around for new batteries.

 

[accountantpete]

As Tosh said when he met George, "U2?"

 

[TVC]

Pete - the answer to the question, What happens if you shave an Ewok?

 

[colly]

There is never any question about TVC.









Or is there?

 

[accountantpete]

colly once stuck his hand up at Any Questions and asked Jonathon Dimbleby where the bog was.

 

[colly]

ACP once stuck his hand up









Jonathan Dimbleby









wasn't impressed.

 

[Browser]

accountantpete had his hat knocke doff (see what I did there ) whilst riding from here to there once, but it didn't deter him at all.