Post a lie about the poster above.

[postman]

accountantpete did not understand what Colly was on about.He knows the Queen Mother but Barnsley where the fox hat.

 

[Herr-B]

Rocky urinates all over his garden as he'd heard it keeps foxes away.


He hasn't had a decent biscuit in years.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Never have a biscuit at Chez Herr-B. He still sucks all the chocolate off the Cadburys Fingers before putting them back in the Barrel.

 

[accountantpete]

Don't mess with Tosh - he can karate chop three Ryvita's in half!

 

[Herr-B]

UM often pretends he's Jake the Peg.

Diddle-diddle-diddle-dum.

 

[accountantpete]

Herr-B has spent a lifetime pretending to be Rolf Harris in order to blag free cruises and gain the confidence of rich widows.

Here he is in 1972

 

[Herr-B]

AccountantPete can't be good at sums as I wasn't born until '74.

(One of my regrets in life is not buying a painting by Rolf when I had the chance)

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Heer-B, always forgetting where he's placed his didgeridoo.

 

[Dayvo]

RM applied for a job as a dustman but he was refused.

 

[Herr-B]

UM was the person for the hideous rebranding of Royal Mail to Consignia.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Herr-B recently went through a rebranding exercise, used to be known as Herr-A

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky phoned his agent with his rebranded name of Michael Barrymo... then the phone went dead.

 

[TVC]

Mort Roxybabe fell into a vat of Vaseline. The paramedics tried to revive him, but he just slipped away.

 

[accountantpete]

The port never makes it to the decanter in Mort's house - if you get my drift.

 

[Dayvo]

AP has loads of jars of vaseline. It's for his 'chaps'.