Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

These days Archie has to feel around his waist to find it.

 

[Archie_tect]

You wait around all day and then AP turns up like 3 London buses... well, maybe not quite as big.

 

[colly]

Rocky always has room for one on top.

 

[Hover Fly]

Colly keeps a ginger dwarf in a large cage as a pet.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay really ought to loosen those braces.... he's actually 6' 8".

 

[TVC]

Rocky, too sexy for his shirt.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC prefers to wear his big girl's blouse.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo Rocky can't remember where he left his handbag last night.

 

[TVC]

A nice little semi is all that Rocky can manage these days.

 

[colly]

These days, to TVC, 'morning glory' is that first cup of tea.

 

[TVC]

When he eats Rocky always wears a bib. One of those plastic ones which catch the food in a trough at the bottom.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC arranges his AlphaBits cereal into naughty words before eating them.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete forgets that the pen is mightier than the s word.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM is lobbying hard to cut down the number of cycling events at the next Olympics, as he would like to see more swimming medals available for the US.

 

[accountantpete]

The new event next time is Rocky on a moped in front of the riders, gurning.