Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

ACP wants to take part in the Cycling Track event "Cycle as slowly as possible for five minutes, then cycle like a bat out of the proverbial for one minute."

 

[TVC]

Speicher is training hard for the Owlympics.


Can someone pass me my coat?

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is the only gay in the village.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort regularly soothes his eyeballs with Deep Heat.

 

[Speicher]

Talking of the Olympics, Rocky has just broken a record.

Johnathon Vangelis - Chariots of Fire.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has just watched the men's 100m medley final, with all those fit, muscular, shaved young men and felt nothing.

 

[accountantpete]

According to the commentator,Jessica Ennis will be hurting and will be stiff.

So will Rocky!

 

[Speicher]

ACP is hoping for a stiff





breeze in tomorrow's Sailing competition.

 

[colly]

Speicher has got dingy fever.

 

[accountantpete]

colly must have gone to India for plumbing gear as I hear he's got doolally tap.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort's so posh he employs a daily cassette head cleaner.

 

[Dayvo]

AP is waiting to change his forum name to UB40Pete.

 

[colly]

Dayvo's brain slopes 10 degs at the sides and 42 degs at either end.











Clearly a one track mind.

 

[TVC]

Colly's mind is like Vicky Pendleton's bike. Single speed and completely fixed.

 

[postman]

TVC has now opened his room blinds.He closed them last night so his neighbours could not see him jumping up and down with excitement and weeping at Team GB success.