Post a lie about the poster above.

[Herr-B]

RM went to the doctor's for an internal examination . . . he demanded a second opinion.

. . . and a third.

. . . and a fourth.

 

[accountantpete]

Herr-B was very disappointed to be placed in a single sex ward - still he mused, one is better than nothing at all.

 

[Herr-B]

ACP doesn't ride a BIcycle for nothing you now.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay hasn't worked since that Bonfire Night in 2003, when he bought a set of Standard fireworks.
It said on the instructions, "Light blue touch paper and retire."

 

[TVC]

Rocky once farted in a lift. Wrong on so many levels.



(If we're doing bad jokes)

 

[Dayvo]

Of course TVC farts! He doesn't always smell like that.

 

[TVC]

Rocky's farts are so rancid, they even make him cry more than Chris Hoy on a podium.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC once passed Chris Hoy - that made his eyes water.

 

[accountantpete]

It's not over until Rocky sings...

 

[accountantpete]

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is a very tallboy, and his drawers are often left open.

 

[roadrash]

speichers drawers smell like moth balls

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rocky peaked with the jingle "Roneo Vickers we get it right, right around the office Roneo"

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has to have a fag immediatedly after text.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP normally rolls over and falls fast asleep straight after text.