Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Archie is 90 mins behind everyone else as usual.

 

[lordloveaduck]

Accountantpete has been bent over for 30 mins fastening the Velcro on his shoes

 

[TVC]

LLaD is practising his Samba, it's going to be a long four year wait.

 

[TVC]

Rocky is only jealous

 

[accountantpete]

The H & E edition that featured Rocky is now a collectors item.

 

[TVC]

Pete hasn't found pets corner yet.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC is the Ned Flanders of CycleChat, neighbourino.

 

[Ludwig]

Rockeymountain spilt Gloria Gaynor's pint and first he was afraid then he was petrified

 

[roadrash]

ludwig couldnt bare to get rid of his shiny silver disco trousers and can regularly be seen cycling around wales still wearing them!!!!

 

[accountantpete]

Roadrash numbers his shoes. There's platform 1, platform 2 ....

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete keeps his shoes in alphabetical order from "Beetle Crushers" through to "Winkle Pickers".

 

[Archie_tect]

CG won the tender for the 2012 shoe repair franchise, he proudly displayed his sign outside Stratford Station,

"Cobblers to the Olympics".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM's comb-over now reaches down to his left shoulder.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Always trying to be at the forefront of the technology curve, Rocky has built himself a Bakelite bike.

 

[accountantpete]

Kevin Pietersen has been bad-mouthing Rocky in emails sent to the Chinese synchronised diving team.