Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Archie thinks that one of Santa's reindeer is called Rudolph S.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

In Rocky's world, the hills are alive with the sound of music.

 

[Drago]

Toshiba Boy works as a body guard to Graham Norton. He works permanent nights.

 

[TVC]

Mort's impersonation of a cyclist is not at all convincing

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is not leaving on a Jet plane. He does know when he will be back again.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky is very proud of his new body piercing. He thinks it's called an Uncle Albert.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh never loses his keys.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay will insist that hasn't won £148 million...

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's standard begging letter (disabled wife, child with severe learning difficulties and urgent operation needed) is now available at Her Majesty's Stationery Office.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort gets fed up having to share them at 2.30 in the morning....

 

[accountantpete]

Archie IS a monkey's uncle.

 

[TVC]

Pete has the sartorial grace of a baboon.

 

[Archie_tect]

Nah, he's just slept on his arms again...

 

[accountantpete]

Archie snores even when wide awake.

 

[Cheddar George]

The classic joke shop fake turd was originally modelled on one of Petes.