Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Modesty forbids me to say what Mort's face reminds me of.... it's his moustache that really sets it off.

 

[Hover Fly]

Since he did the Sellafield visitors' tour, Archie_tect's hair has glowed in the dark.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie Hover Fly thinks his school satchel style man-bag is the height of sartorial elegance.

 

[Hover Fly]

(Toshiba boy knows I am having an argument with Mme Syrphe regarding not putting things in my pockets and carrying a bag. Jeez she'll be wanting me to use a brolly next.)

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Hover Fly is going brolly shopping this afternoon.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is going impulse buying - it makes him smell and feel gorgeous

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's wife told him to go window shopping while she got the groceries. He met her outside Sainsburys with a set of French Doors and a skylight.

 

[TVC]

All those who like this post don't think Tosh is a weird little puppy.

 

[Speicher]

AP's wife told him to go window shopping while she got the groceries. He met her outside Sainsburys with a set of French Doors and a skylight.

 

[Archie_tect]

Hands up who doesn't think TVC isn't playing mind games....

 

[accountantpete]

Archie always introduces a negative vibe to proceedings.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete will often have a sudden sense of foreboding causing him to excuse himself and rush home to count the teaspoons.

 

[accountantpete]

In Cheddar Georges bizarre mathematical world 7 x 8 =Pumpkin

 

[TVC]

Potsy just caught a whiff of one of Pete's farts.

 

[Cheddar George]

TVC wrote all of the Mrs Slocombe pussy jokes in Are you being served ?.