Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's best friends are an owl and a pussycat.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's off to buy some pea-green paint for his boat.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky hasn't actually been for a pee for 3 years, but boy, can he sweat.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh has heard that squatting is now illegal - his bathroom's a right mess.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whenever he uses the "facilities", everyone in the house or office know it's AP, due to the barked commands "left a bit, right a bit, FIRE!".

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh has put his regurgitated vomit on eBay and ordered a new Bentley.

 

[Ludwig]

accountantpete went to work in polythene trousers because his boss said he needed to be more transparent in his dealings with his clients

 

[colly]

Actually the sun does not shine out of Ludwigs a***. He just has a luminous sphincter.

 

[colly]

Rocky is forever lobbing stuff at his betters.

 

[Speicher]

Last night Rocky shot an owl in his pyjamas.





Why was Rocky taking photographs at 2 am, and why was the owl wearing Rocky's pyjamas?

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is just finishing the last of the saucy holiday postcards she is sending to CC members.

 

[Speicher]

ACP went out for a long ride on his bicycle today. On a long descent he tried pushing the envelope, then at the end of the ride he fell off his stationery bike. So he put it in a folder.

 

[Nihal]

Speicher was the first person to pass the cake barrier.

Waat youre forgetting to other pioneers........Jo and Pots

 

[colly]

Nihal is constantly in touch with the spirit world.












Last night it was brandy, tonight will be gin.

 

[accountantpete]

colly is a medium - well he was until the cake habit spiralled out of control.