Petes other half was so outraged at his suggestion of a bit of S & M that she smacked his arse put him on the naughty step and told him he was "a very very naughty boy !"
As a boy Ludwig was forced to take piano lessons by post,nothing came of this,as the course stopped after one delivery.But his postman Russ Conway had a very good career.
Wary of splashback, Rocky always wears a bin liner with a hole cut out for his head. Causes some funny looks when he makes a pitstop at the motorway services.
Tosh holds the record in how quick you can move one of those little blue disinfectant blocks from one end of the trough to the other - 12.5 secs is his record.
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