Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

They say that in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.

ACP must be King of a place called Nillknacker.

 

[Nihal]

Colly must be the King of a place called BallKickers(Ouch)

 

[colly]

Nihal, Burger King.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly, it has been rumoured, is a certain kind of burglar.

 

[colly]

Gardening uphill is Dayvo's way.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly lives in a cul-de-sac: it's all one way traffic.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo has an eye for the ladies.

His other eye is strictly for fit young men in tight jeans.

 

[Dayvo]

Due to having elephantitis, TVC has to wear Oxford bags and fills them out to all seams, especially around the ankles.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo's back fat has been featured in the Lancet.

 

[colly]

'Just make 'em baggy at knees lad.''

Was TVC's response to his tailor when asked which side do you dress.

 

[accountantpete]

There's only one word to sum up Rocky - Madness.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When out walking his dog, UM is a constant embarrassment to poor old "Rover".

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Tosh is camping this weekend - he's going to a Danny LaRue event.

 

[accountantpete]

In the hot weather Mort likes to wallow in a pool of mud.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When excited, AP mumbles over and over again about the whispering grass, and that the trees don't need to know. Weird.